The Matriarchy of Ooferian Farmer Army 17 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.882 billion Ooferian Farmer Army 17ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ooferian Farmer Army 17ian economy, worth 183 trillion banks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,661 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ooferian Farmer Army 17's national animal is the card, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ooferian Farmer Army 17 is ranked 71,779^th in the world and 77^th in Oofery for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.